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The Superficial: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.16
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably never will compare to last week’s epic review of...
Dateline: 2013-05-18 9:16am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.17.13
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we take a ton of paparazzi celebrity coverage and water it all down to the douchiest of canoes for you to point and laugh at. So today’s ego boosters include John Goodman cropdusting the loading zon...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 1:31pm -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham
In response to reading that Farrah Abraham was pretending she got pregnant by James Deen while filming her professional pornographic movie that she tried to lie and say was a leaked sex tape, swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen tweeted this: farrah abraham now ...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 12:16pm -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s Going To Bring The Baby On Tour With Kanye BAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TMZ reports: There are reports Kim felt like Kanye was abandoning her by scheduling a tour for his new album in October — just thr...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 11:16am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you’d just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to think sexual thoughts about. I know that sounds unpre...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 10:01am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: So Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Allegedly Murdered An Attorney For Allegedly Raping Him
Should I really have included the autotune? Probably. So remember Kai The Homeless Hitchhiking Hero who saved a woman’s life by beating a crazy man who thought he was Jesus in the head with a hatchet? He, uh, he may have taken his love of hatcheting...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 8:46am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News
- Jennifer Lopez wants to marry Casper Smart now. This should end well. - Never mind, GOOP totally loves punk now and the MET Gala. Anna Wintour can release her children now. - No Bras Allowed - Demi Lovato wants to get pregnant now, so yes, she’...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 7:31am -07:00T (59 words)
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The Superficial: Courtney Stodden Says She Has A Sex Tape Now. Of Course.
For reasons that I’m sure have nothing to do with a former Teen Mom star squirting all over James Deen being a popular topic for roughly 7-10 days, Courtney Stodden now says she made a sex tape. Only it’s apparently just of her masturbating an...
Dateline: 2013-05-17 7:31am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’
Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin. It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here’s a litt...
Dateline: 2013-05-16 9:31pm -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.16.13
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you slightly early so Fish and I can duck out to see Star Trek Into Darkness, which may or may not result in a review depending on how severely we slapfight over manly stuff like editing and dialog...
Dateline: 2013-05-16 12:16pm -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: Kanye West Is Still Bitching About The Paparazzi Making Him Hit His Head On A Pole
For someone who decided/got tricked into/had his sperm robbed in his sleep which resulted in having a baby with Kim Kardashian of all people, you’d just assume Kanye West would’ve made peace by now with the fact that the paparazzi are going to...
Dateline: 2013-05-16 11:01am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: Anyone Want To See Heidi Klum’s Nipples?
Posted by Photo Boy Originally, these Heidi Klum shots were going to be just one pic in today’s The Crap We Missed until I showed them to Fish. After he finished smacking my head with a rolled up newspaper and screaming, “Place multiple angles...
Dateline: 2013-05-16 9:46am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: So Kourtney Kardashian Could Lose Custody of Mason If She Refuses A Paternity Test
Back in 2009, I posted about a male model named Premo Stallone who claimed he was the real father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby because she hooked up with him 10 months before Mason was born when she was on a break from Scott Disick. The whole story...
Dateline: 2013-05-16 8:31am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: Those Amy’s Baking Company Idiots Were On The Local News
Probably my favorite part about this whole Amy’s Baking Company fiasco is that not even 10 days after the Internet saw Farrah Abraham get her butthole blown out by James Deen in a graphic, made-entirely-for-publicity porno, all it took were two idio...
Dateline: 2013-05-16 8:31am -07:00T (60 words)
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The Superficial: Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Even The Hottest Person At The Maxim HOT 100 Party
Here’s Miley Cyrus at The Maxim HOT 100 Party where she was the guest of honor despite at least three other women looking as hot if not hotter than her because they didn’t wear a pantsuit. They also had much larger breasts which out of respect...
Dateline: 2013-05-16 7:16am -07:00T (60 words)
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